Archive for the ‘Review’ Category

This is an amazing sexy “thriller”. It’s about an incredibly stupid Irish tennis player. Moral of the story is do not let your emotions control you, instead control your emotions. When it the other way around you’ll definitely be in trouble. It’s about one of those people who cheats his wife. Speaking of cheating a […]


This is quite watchable but not that appealing I should say. The whole parasites taking over the world concept is not that bad but it felt a tad bit artificial to me. Artificial in the sense that it seems to be the acting is not that natural. Big nasty creature was kinda ok although the […]


This is an awesome awesome movie. The movie starts with … wait a second, why am I writing all this horseshit anyway? I mean movies? Why the fuck am I writing about stupid movies? No reason whatsoever. So it’s gonna stop. I’m gonna spend more time trying to improve my concentration skills rather than spending […]


Downfall is an awesome awesome war epic. This is a MUST see classic. A gem of it’s own. Some people argue that it tries to humanize the cruelty of Hitler. But those people are meant to be shotdown ruthlessly. This whole movie is about the final moments inside Hitler’s bunker. Some people do suicide, including […]


This is another useless movie. Yes, I like to watch movies in a row, like 5 or 6 in a row. No, it’s not insane. But the main character, the girl, again I’m too lazy to remember her name. Since you know how to find out there’s no point in mentioning it anyway. She is […]


Cyper is not a movie like it claims to be on the cover. By reading it I thought that the movie would have some kind of reference or scenes to encryption, cryptography, code breaking. I was thoroughly dissapointed because it had none. The essence of the movie is uncovering some secret information residing in a […]


This is a nice movie with lots of lovely ladies. A movie with the magical smile of Julia Roberts is never going to get unnoticed anyway. The story is about a bunch of art chicks who have nothing else to but read their next term text books during the holidays. They know the facts but […]


Just watch this pathetic trailer on YouTube and it’s like one of the most idiotic movies ever made joining the number two. I wached the second movie and I wondered why was everyone of my friends was laughing about? I laughed because they laughed. I was younger then. These types of third class movies which […]


Awesome awesome awesome movie! You MUST see this. Although I never claim to be a “film critique” I really like this movie. The whole story is based on everyday lives of few street kids in Cabaramatta (somewhere in Australia). The film is build on the lives of three individual kids. One, a drug addict who […]


This is an absolutely worthless piece of shit. Actually it’s a disgrace to the word “movie” even we cannot do anything because some fucker failed learn “how do I make a good movie” class. See.. stop crewing the girl next door and get on with your lessons you sorry arse son of a Platypus. The […]